33 John Daniels

So i was trying to eat breakfast one day on my own. i thought i would have cereal so i grabbed a bowl and tried to find the cereal. i exidently got the frog eggs becuase i didnt know what i was grabbing. when i tried to put milk in the bowl i got the prune juice instead. when i got a spoon i accidently got a knife instead so when i put it in my mouth i cut my throught and fell on the ground. when i tried to call 911 i called the pet store instead. i had to wait till my mom came home but she thought i was drowning so she gave me cpr which made it worse. when she finally relized i had to go to the doctors the doctors tried to give me sergury and cut my vocal cord out. now i cant see or talk.